Episode DescriptionEdit

In which we more or less prepare you for the upcoming feature film; Rachel Summers is a black hole of continuity; Kitty Pryde breaks the Danger Room; Earth 200500 is clearly the best earth; even the X-Men have no idea what’s going on; First Class Emma Frost is so boring that we forget she exists; wolverines are definitely not wolves; and you can have Rachel’s Community references when you pry them from her cold, dead hands.

Cold Open Edit

Rachel Summers.


Listener Questions Edit

  • It's been 30 years since DoFP. Why does this storyline keep getting mined?
  • What, in your estimation, is truly the DARKEST X-Men timeline and why? Show your work.